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Offline Joe Widmayer

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A Woman, a Car and a Mattress-- not a joke
« on: June 08, 2010, 09:15:28 am »
A Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway,
and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
to tear a hole in the fuel tank.

The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees.

She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive shaft.

She Had it Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"
When She Was Driving At High Speeds.


Below Are The Photos Of What They
Found At Her Dealership....................

The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.

"Sort Of A Shimmy" -- I'll Bet It Did!







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Re: A Woman, a Car and a Mattress-- not a joke
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 09:22:15 am »
Hard to diagnose the problem with all that crap in the way.  :uglystupid2:
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Re: A Woman, a Car and a Mattress-- not a joke
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 10:06:23 am »
Don't you find it strange that no one is laughing in the last picture....

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Re: A Woman, a Car and a Mattress-- not a joke
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 10:19:31 am »
Don't you find it strange that no one is laughing in the last picture....

They are probably wondering whether they should petition the DMV to revoke her driver's license immediately. Or whether it would be negligent to give her car back to her once they fix it.  :idiot2:
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Re: A Woman, a Car and a Mattress-- not a joke
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 10:45:52 am »
more likely they're each hoping they don't draw the short straw and have to be the one that gets to cut all that mess out of there.

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Re: A Woman, a Car and a Mattress-- not a joke
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 10:51:54 am »
Don't you find it strange that no one is laughing in the last picture....
Or whether it would be negligent to give her car back to her once they fix it.  :idiot2:

I think that has already been decided. They trying to figure out who going to tell her she is an idiot and they aren't giving her the car back.
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Re: A Woman, a Car and a Mattress-- not a joke
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 10:35:17 pm »
Y'all are making it real difficult to mooch co-drives.   :knuppel2:

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Re: A Woman, a Car and a Mattress-- not a joke
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 06:52:34 am »
just stay away from the mattresses  O0

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